wizardsandhijack: hospitalf0rsouls: Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God… did Mary have a little lamb? you broke the world
dampsandwich: the entire school was burning down and i had to pull the fire alarm. i sprinted over to it. there was writing on it in permanent ink. it said: if you pull this down you are gay. no way was i pulling the fire alarm anymore
torsos: i don’t give blowjobs i give blowcareers
poopflow: doing everything for your friends and putting them first and they still end up abandoning you (✿◠‿◠)
amoying: imagine a world where all living beings coexist with each other, like you go to the market and a bear is packing your groceries. You drive home and you see tulips playing soccer, that’s the world i wanna live in.
alexxxachung: its really not hard to make me happy you just need to buy me stuff and fuck me
burritwo: adrians: a-creepy-weirdo-has: adrians: I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches. how is that racist they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen
pickup line: i told my therapist about you
newpac: when people say “present” instead of here during attendance
hungarian: *third wheels so hard i become a tricycle*
sassbenderr: trendy-blog: the best feeling in the world is when you finish your homework early and you take a shower and you get to crawl into bed and surround yourself in blankets and pillows at 9:30 and go on your laptop and listen to music and take acid tabs until you begin hallucinating that satan is with you and allow him to guide you into killing your friends and family and eating their...
love4mimi asked: hi! this may be weird but I've been following your blog since I started tumblr 2 years ago and I swear I thought you were my friend that I knew. But now that I actually looked at your blog turns out you weren't my friend XD I just wanted to put it out there, but you have cool blog. Keep posting! Hope you follow back.
snorlaxatives: miranda cosgrove turned 20 today but to me she will always look like this
lonelywhiteasian: lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever
to do list:
lexlosing-it: 1) stuff 2) things
I need you and a cigarette the difference being I have a pack of cigarettes in the front pocket of my jacket but I don’t have you coiled up in my lungs— if I could, I’d rather have you in my jacket and the cigarettes far away.
debbiesmalls asked: i gotchu bae
Anonymous asked: are you straight?
Like this if you're on.
Anonymous asked: have you taken someone's virginity before?
minestuck: cute people talking (◡‿◡✿) cute people singing ｡◕‿◕｡ cute people mumbling （-＾〇＾-） cute people moaning in pleasure as you ram them hard (◕‿◕✿)
School tomorrow [simon cowell voice] it’s a no from me
fluttershwee: benoistmelissas: DO NOT SPEAK TO ME WHEN I HAVE HEADPHONES ON JESUS CHRIST